If you can read this – Carrotees

If you can read this BBQ apron (Organic)

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

The organic BBQ apron with its humorous “If you can read this” design is a true highlight for any BBQ night. The design resembles an eye test: the text gets smaller and smaller towards the bottom until the funny punchline becomes visible – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy”. This apron isn’t just fun; it’s also thought-provoking and delivers its message with style.

Made from sustainable, organically certified materials, this apron is not only eco-friendly but also durable and long-lasting. It offers optimal protection against stains and heat and features adjustable straps to ensure a perfect fit for everyone. Whether you’re grilling vegan treats or cooking together with friends – this apron is a conversation starter that highlights your sustainable lifestyle.

The “If you can read this” design is ideal for humorous cooks and anyone who loves making a statement. Perfect as a gift for friends or as a practical accessory for yourself – this apron shows that cooking and environmental awareness can go hand in hand.

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 240 g/m²
• Adjustable straps
• Large front pocket with two compartments
• Raw product is sourced from Bangladesh

• Traceability:
– Embroidery or weaving – Bangladesh
– Dyeing – Bangladesh
– Manufacturing – Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% hazardous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Complies with EU REACH requirements.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

This women’s T-shirt with the witty “If you can read this” design is a real eye-catcher and a statement with depth. The design is reminiscent of an eye test, where the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the entire phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – you’re too old for milk! This creative and humorous design plays on the natural fact that only infants should drink milk.

Made from high-quality vegan materials, this T-shirt offers a comfortable feel and a feminine fit. It is sustainably produced and the perfect choice for fashion-conscious people who value eco-friendliness and a clear message. Whether you wear it in your everyday life, at a party, or as a conversation starter – this T-shirt is guaranteed to make you stand out.

The “If you can read this” design particularly appeals to those who want to combine humor with a conscious lifestyle. Perfect for anyone questioning why milk is still a staple food and who wants to send a clear message with style.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural consist of 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather consists of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors consist of 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
• Pre-shrunk material
• Crewneck
• Loose fit
• Side seams
• Blanks sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets flammability requirements.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

The unisex T-shirt with its clever “If you can read this” design is a real eye-catcher that invites second looks. Designed to look like an eye exam at first glance, the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the entire phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – then you’re too old for milk! This humorous design plays on the fact that milk is actually only intended for infants.

Made from high-quality, vegan materials, this T-shirt offers a comfortable fit for everyone. The universal cut makes it perfect for any occasion – whether for everyday wear, parties, or events. It is sustainably produced and therefore the ideal choice for those who want to combine style with eco-consciousness.

The “If you can read this” design particularly appeals to people with a humorous take on nutrition and social norms. With this T-shirt, you’ll make a witty statement for a conscious lifestyle and are guaranteed to turn heads.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey contains 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Ash Grey contains 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors contain 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Open end yarn
• Tubular knit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double stitched on sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
– Knitting – Honduras, Dominican Republic
– Dyeing – Honduras, Dominican Republic
– Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador or Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.deor by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this Hoodie

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

The hoodie with the humorous “If you can read this” design combines comfort, style, and a clear message. The design is reminiscent of an eye test, where the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the full phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – then you’re too old for milk! This original design plays on the fact that milk is actually only intended for infants.

This hoodie is made from high-quality, vegan materials and offers a cozy fit, perfect for cooler days. The comfy hood and practical kangaroo pocket make it ideal for everyday wear or relaxing at home. Sustainably produced, it’s the perfect choice for conscious fashion lovers who value comfort and environmental protection.

The “If you can read this” design is an eye-catcher for anyone who loves humorous fashion and wants to showcase their conscious lifestyle with style. Whether you wear it for leisure or as a funny statement, this hoodie shows that sustainable clothing can also be fun.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 271.25 g/m² (8.0 oz/yd²)
• Air-spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
• Quarter-turned body to prevent creasing in the middle
• 1 x 1 rib-knit cuffs and waistband with elastane
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blanks from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

• Traceability:
– Knitting – Honduras, Bangladesh
– Dyeing – Honduras, Bangladesh
– Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this mug

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

The mug with the humorous “If you can read this” design is the perfect accessory for anyone who loves starting their day with style and wit. Designed like an eye exam, the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – if you can read the whole phrase, you are officially too old for milk! This original design gets a clear message straight to the point and is guaranteed to bring a smile.

Made from high-quality ceramic, the mug is robust, durable, and dishwasher safe. It is ideal for coffee, tea, or other hot drinks and is perfect for home, the office, or as a gift for friends. With this mug, every sip becomes a statement for a conscious lifestyle.

The “If you can read this” design appeals to everyone who wants to combine humor with critical thinking about dairy products. It is an ideal gift for vegans, dairy-free fans, or anyone who just wants a cool, original mug.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: Height 9.8 cm (3.85″), Diameter 8.5 cm (3.35″)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: Height 12 cm (4.7″), Diameter 8.5 cm (3.35″)
• Made from lead- and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand wash only

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding lead and cadmium.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.deor by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this Longsleeve

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

This longsleeve T-shirt with its original “If you can read this” design is a humorous piece with a clear message. Inspired by an eye exam, the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the entire phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – then you’re too old for milk! This design humorously highlights the fact that milk is actually only intended for infants.

Made from high-quality, vegan materials, this longsleeve is comfortable to wear and offers the perfect comfort on cooler days. The classic long-sleeve cut makes it versatile – ideal for everyday wear, cozy moments at home, or as a fun statement piece for special occasions.

The “If you can read this” design is an eye-catcher for anyone looking to combine humor with a conscious lifestyle. With this longsleeve T-shirt, you’re not just raising awareness about an important topic, but also making a fashion statement.

• 100% breathable, combed, ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is made of 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 142.4 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• 32 fibers
• Regular fit
• Side seams
• Crewneck
• Topstitched collar
• 5 cm ribbed cuffs
• Sourced as a raw product from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USA

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets flammability requirements.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this (Bio)

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

This unisex organic T-shirt with its clever “If you can read this” design is a humorous statement for everyone living consciously and choosing sustainable fashion. The design mimics an eye exam: the text gets smaller towards the bottom, and the punchline becomes clear once you can read the whole phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy”. A witty design that plays on the idea that milk is only meant for infants.

Made from 100% certified organic materials, this T-shirt offers maximum comfort and is produced in an eco-friendly way. It features a universal fit that suits everyone and a soft, durable quality. Whether for everyday wear, events, or simply as a humorous conversation starter – this shirt makes a clear statement.

The “If you can read this” design appeals to anyone who loves original messages while making conscious choices in their clothing. With this organic T-shirt, you don’t just raise awareness for the cause, but also show that sustainable fashion can be creative and humorous.

• 100% ring-spun organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (5.3 oz./yd.²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 x 1 rib collar
• Wide double stitching on sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-woven neck tape (inside, back of neck)
• Raw product from Bangladesh

Sizes run smaller than standard US sizing, so US customers should order one size up.

• Traceability:
– Weaving – Bangladesh
– Dyeing – Bangladesh
– Manufacturing – Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Complies with EU REACH requirements.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.deor by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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If you can read this Crop-Top

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

This women’s crop top with the witty “If you can read this” design is a stylish statement for hot days and humorous messages. The design mimics an eye exam: the text gets smaller towards the bottom, and the punchline becomes clear once you can read the whole phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy”. It’s a charming reminder that milk is actually only meant for infants.

Made from high-quality vegan materials, this crop top offers maximum comfort and a modern, airy fit. Perfect to pair with high-waisted jeans, skirts, or shorts, this top adds a fashionable touch and is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. It is sustainably produced and ideal for conscious fashion lovers who value both style and eco-friendliness.

The “If you can read this” design appeals to anyone who wants to address an important topic with humor and ease. This crop top shows that conscious choices can also be fashionable – perfect for festivals, summer parties, or simply as a statement piece in your everyday life.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors consist of 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crewneck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double seams on hems
• Sanforized
• Blank sourced from Bangladesh

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde.

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If you can read this Tank Top

Philip — Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +0000

This women’s tank top with the original “If you can read this” design is the perfect choice for hot summer days and humorous messages. Inspired by an eye exam, the text gets smaller towards the bottom until the punchline becomes clear: “If you can read this you are too old for dairy”. It’s a witty design that points out that milk is actually only meant for infants.

Made from high-quality vegan materials, this tank top offers a breezy, comfortable fit that is ideal for summer. Whether for sports, festivals, or as a casual everyday piece – the tank to is incredibly versatile and pairs perfectly with shorts, skirts, or jeans. Sustainably produced, it’s the ideal choice for anyone who values eco-consciousness and fashionable style.

The “If you can read this” design appeals to everyone who wants to address an important topic with humor and ease. With this tank top, you make a fashion statement and show that conscious choices can also be fun.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed, ring-spun cotton, 25% viscose
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
• 32 fibers
• Pre-shrunk fabric to reduce shrinkage
• Side seams
• Raw product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Complies with EU REACH requirements.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.

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