The hoodie with the humorous “If you can read this” design combines comfort, style, and a clear message. The design is reminiscent of an eye test, where the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the full phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – then you’re too old for milk! This original design plays on the fact that milk is actually only intended for infants.

This hoodie is made from high-quality, vegan materials and offers a cozy fit, perfect for cooler days. The comfy hood and practical kangaroo pocket make it ideal for everyday wear or relaxing at home. Sustainably produced, it’s the perfect choice for conscious fashion lovers who value comfort and environmental protection.

The “If you can read this” design is an eye-catcher for anyone who loves humorous fashion and wants to showcase their conscious lifestyle with style. Whether you wear it for leisure or as a funny statement, this hoodie shows that sustainable clothing can also be fun.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 271.25 g/m² (8.0 oz/yd²)
• Air-spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
• Quarter-turned body to prevent creasing in the middle
• 1 x 1 rib-knit cuffs and waistband with elastane
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blanks from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

• Traceability:
– Knitting – Honduras, Bangladesh
– Dyeing – Honduras, Bangladesh
– Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. If you have any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.de or by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.