If you can read this

The unisex T-shirt with its clever “If you can read this” design is a real eye-catcher that invites second looks. Designed to look like an eye exam at first glance, the text gets smaller towards the bottom. The punchline? If you can read the entire phrase – “If you can read this you are too old for dairy” – then you’re too old for milk! This humorous design plays on the fact that milk is actually only intended for infants.

Made from high-quality, vegan materials, this T-shirt offers a comfortable fit for everyone. The universal cut makes it perfect for any occasion – whether for everyday wear, parties, or events. It is sustainably produced and therefore the ideal choice for those who want to combine style with eco-consciousness.

The “If you can read this” design particularly appeals to people with a humorous take on nutrition and social norms. With this T-shirt, you’ll make a witty statement for a conscious lifestyle and are guaranteed to turn heads.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey contains 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Ash Grey contains 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors contain 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Open end yarn
• Tubular knit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double stitched on sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
– Knitting – Honduras, Dominican Republic
– Dyeing – Honduras, Dominican Republic
– Manufacturing – Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador or Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% harmful substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets requirements regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde.

In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Carrotees UG (haftungsbeschränkt) ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and comply with EU standards. For any questions or concerns regarding product safety, please contact us at info@carrotees.deor by mail at Hannah-Arendt-Str. 10, 45144 Essen.